help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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