My hand turned me down
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Randomize