You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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