Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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