But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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