her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
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