I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
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