How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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