My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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