i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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