I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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