Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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