Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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