Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
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