My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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