O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
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