so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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