talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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