pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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