her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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