I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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