Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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