I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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