This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
We smell like vodka and hangover
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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