i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
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