He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
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