is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
