I'm going to rape someone's good day.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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