You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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