You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Randomize
