Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
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