it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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