so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Damn victory sex feels great
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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