Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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