Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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