you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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