This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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