did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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