...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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