How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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