Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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