margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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