Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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