Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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