i already hear my dad disowning me
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
where am i from again
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
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