David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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