I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
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