with your own penis?
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Randomize
