AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I have fence marks all over my body
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
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