Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
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