its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
