I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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