Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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