I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Everyone says I win the strip club
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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